FOR SEDITION, ANARCHY, VAGRANCY, ARSON, GRAND LARCENY, COUNTLESS ROBBERIES INCLUDING THE PINE CITY STAGE, AND THE USAGE OF LOADED DICE
This individual is a MENACE TO THE TERRITORY and has regularly hindered the efforts of entrepreneurs toiling to develop land for commercial and agricultural usage, an endeavour that would bring prosperity and fortune to this entire nation.
Les Strafe claims to have witnessed several moments of human history, such as Caesar’s crossing of the Rubicon, the Great Fire of London, and the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Likely a delusion induced by the usage of ILLICIT HERBS OR CHEMICALS.
All good citizens are advised to take caution should they encounter Les Strafe, as he is ARMED AND DANGEROUS. Bountiful rewards are offered to those willing enough to CAPTURE les Strafe DEAD OR ALIVE.
Scoundrel of the Sage 